Nashville

the Rayne James

Juliette Barnes Tour

Clusterfuck City

Congratulations to ABC for creating a show that I never thought I would like. Nashville has successfully made me  a) wish lived there and b) listen to country music.

Connie Britton is probably one of the greatest actress on the planet, not gonna lie.

This show revolves around Britton acting as Rayne James a country artist whose personal life is a complete disaster but her professional one brings people to their knees.

Callie Khouri the show's creator who won an Academy Award for Thelma and Louise proves that a simple concept for a TV show like Nashville can be great even to a New Yorker like me.

Fun fact, the guy who plays Deacon used to be on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Simple fun fact, but I love it.

"Binge Viewing Grad"

Binge Viewing Everything Errday: 

Sweet Dee Lucky

Strike Night Crawlers Philly

That’s what she said Jack 

"Mad Men"

Man Men:

Lucky Strike Scotch

Cadillac Mohawk Airlines

Korean War Vet

Solid motherly advice. (Source)

"Haywire"

Haywire:

Barcelona New

Mexico Mitsubishi

Majorca Dublin

Why Haywire is actually good. (Source)

"The Giant Mechanical Man"

The Giant Mechanical Man:

Detroit Silver make up

Self-help Zoo Train station

Grape drink Monkeys

Trust Jenna Fischer on this. (Source)

"House of Cards"

House of Cards:

North Carolina

Origami Sweet

Tea Peter Russo

Not even gonna lie about House of Cards being amazing. (Source)

"The Hunger Games"

The Hunger Games:

Volunteer District

12 Poisonous berries

Bow and arrows

            

Appropriate. (Source)

    

"Fish Tank"

Fish Tank:

Hip Hop Dancing Pink

scooter California Dreamin’

Wales Security guard

Why Fish Tank is flawless. (Source)

"Workaholics"

Workaholics:

Blonders Burrito

Fur sure Awesome face Braj

Let’s get weird

Oh Adam, you beautiful man. (Source)

"30 Rock"

30 Rock:

                                                         

Oh Alec Baldwin, you devil you. (Source)

Rum and Ritalin

Microwave Television

Division Banks

"Archer"

Archer:

Sterling or Duchess

Monster hands Scotch Gummy

Bears Just the tip

So true, sort of. (Source)

"Young Adult"

Young Adult:

Minneapolis Buddy

Mixtape Drums Action Figures

Dulce Cabriolet

She's so great though. (Source)

            Seriously, people need to tell you how depressing movies are before they tell you to watch them. They need to give you a fair warning so you’re prepared.

"The Mindy Project"

The Mindy Project:

Staten Island OB-

Gyn DannyMidwives

Beyonce Pad Thai

She is the queen. (Source)

            Damn you, Mindy Kaling. Such a brilliant woman. Mindy Kaling is one of the greatest women in the world. When I grow up, I hope to be like her.

            Kaling used to write and act on The Office, and now her genius is used as the creator of The Mindy Project. She can practically do no wrong.

"Safety Not Guaranteed"

Safety Not Guaranteed haiku:

Ocean View Training

Washington Seattle Magazine

Time Machine Intern

            I adore Aubrey Plaza. I love Mark Duplass. So, the only logical conclusion I could come to in terms of Safety Not Guaranteed was that I would adore and love the movie at the same time because of them.

            I was right.

            Safety Not Guaranteed is not your typical love story.

            Darius (Aubrey Plaza) is a lonely and slightly depressed intern living at home with her single father. She attempts to get a paying job, while working as an intern but comes up unsuccessful.

"Jeff, Who Lives At Home"

Jeff, Who Lives At Home:

The Duplass Brothers

Paper airplane Porsche Fate

Kevin Destiny

Why yes, yes you do. (Source)

            It was proven in Knocked Up that Jason Segel could act like the best stoner alive. And he does is again in Jeff, Who Lives At Home.

            Segel plays Jeff, the unemployed son who lives in his mom’s basement, while he is contemplating fate and destiny. Granted, we see Jeff recording himself while sitting on a toilet. No big deal.

            But Jeff’s belief systems are more deep-rooted than just discussing how prolific the movie Signs and its director M. Night Shyamalan are.

            Jeff believes the universe is providing signs everywhere, and by just looking we will discover them.

"Beyond the Myth"

Beyond the Myth haiku:

American Pit

Bull Terrier B.S.L.

Misunderstood breed

How cute are puppies?! (Source)

            

            Nothing in life compares to pictures and videos of adorable puppies. You can be in such a shitty mood, come across some video of a puppy trying to run with a huge branch in its mouth and your heart will melt. This is unless you are a robot and void of human emotion.

            I am a huge animal lover. Animals have always been a massive part of my life.

            As of right now, I am the proud owner of two massive dogs. One of them is a black lab mix, the other is an American Pit Bull Terrier.

"Girls"

Girls haiku:

Neon mesh tank top

Laird Williamsburg

Psycho Song Adam

            I have seen Lena Dunham naked a lot more times than I ever thought I would.

That point aside, Lena Dunham is pretty fucking awesome. Vulgar language necessary.

            Dunham is the creator of Girls. The show that revolves around post-college twenty something year olds who are so lost that is borderlines on being just plain sad.

Oh Lena. (Source)

            

            I have been watching Girls since the premiere of the first episode. And I am not ashamed to admit it.

"White Collar"

White Collar haiku:

Neal Caffrey

FBI Masterpieces

Mozzie Kate Sam

            I am a sucker for a man in an impeccable suit. There is something so brilliant about that.

            I am also a sucker for FBI television shows. Especially ones that follow men dressed in impeccable suits. Because of this, White Collar is a win-win-win. We all win.

            Matt Bomer stars as Neal Caffrey, a brilliant art thief who is able to elude the FBI. Caffery is Special Agent Peter Burke’s white whale.

Neal Caffrey. I cannot. (Source)

    

"The Office"

The Office:

Not my ho no mo’

Ryan started the fire Shun

reshun Prison Mike

    

"Community"

Community haiku:

A-bed the A-rab

Gender-neutral mascot

Señor Chang Star burns

Have you ever pictured your life occurring as a film? If so, the show Community is for you. Granted this life as television/film concept is a small part of a bigger picture.

"Grey's Anatomy"

Grey’s Anatomy haiku:

Seattle Grace Dance

party Tequila McDreamy

McSteamy Nazi

"Arrested Development"

Arrested Development haiku:

Ron Howard Meaby

Banana stand Ann Veal

Her Final Countdown

  

            If you threw a ton of amazingly awesome and talent funny actors into a show and gave them hilarious scripts and situations to depict, do you know what you’d wind up with? Arrested Development.

            Why is Arrested Development so awesome? Because it just is.

This is one of the best things ever. (Source)

"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia haiku:

Night crawlers Green man

McPoyle “Kitten mittens”

The dumpster baby

If you hear me singing the lyrics to "Dayman" please blame It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. More specifically, blame Charlie Kelly.

That scene will forever live with me. It will always be impossible to top.

"Parks and Recreation"

Parks and Recreation haiku:

Chicky chicky parm

parm Pyramid of greatness

Meat tornado Perd

Ron Swanson dancing to a Flo Rida song will be one of the greatest thing ever to air on NBC. I am dead serious.

"Portlandia"

Portlandia haiku:

Ay-oh river Is

it local Eddie Vedder

tattoo Bird on it

            I am not going to lie. Fred Armisen is the reason why I love Portlandia so much. I have come to accept this.

"Silver Linings Playbook"

Silver Linings Playbook haiku:

Pat Garbage Bag Bi-

Bi-polar Nikki Kenny

G Crabby snack

"Saturday Night Live: Christoph Waltz"

Christoph Waltz haiku:

Dr. King Schultz

Au revoir Shoshanna Hans

Landa Bingo Cream

"Breaking Bad"

A haiku for the greatest show ever: 

Heisenberg Lily

Of the valley Blue meth

Gus Fried chicken

"Dave Grohl Lately"

A haiku for Dave Grohl:

Nirvana drummer

Foo fighter Sound city

Self-taught God

Dave Grohl (Source)

"Friends"

A haiku for “Friends”:

Central Perk How you
Doin’ Chick Duck Smelly cat
Hugsy On a break

"Celeste and Jesse Forever"

A haiku ode for “Celeste and Jesse Forever”:

Divorce Yoga Trend

Ikea dresser robot

Belgium Weed Vegan

"The Walking Dead"

“The Walking Dead” bits in haiku form:

One eyed Governor

Dale Fish tank heads Hershel’s farm

Michonne katana

"The League"

My favorite things about “The League” in the haiku form:

Shiva bowl shuffle

Forever unclean Rafi bomb

Dirty Randy collusion